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#1 Oct 09, 2019 12:13:PM

cjinlakeview
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Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

Gay pick up lines....
1. "like a fur coat in winter... I'm coming out of the closet..." 

2. "you put on RuPaul's drag race.. I'll slide my balls across your face..." 

3. "my dick is like a big jumbo shrimp... big, dirty and veiny..."   

4. "disconnect that door bell cuz I'm going through your back door." 

5. "you know why they call me Taco Bell? because after me you won't shit right for a week..."   

6. "You know my favorite kind of condom is?  your intestines..." 

7. "let's cut the shit with our dicks..."   

---by Flirty Gary - howard stern show

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#2 Oct 09, 2019 5:46:PM

lupine56
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

how about the classic    is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
                                      great minds think alike? you dirty bastard!

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#3 Oct 10, 2019 1:05:AM

homodada
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

My favorite horrible pickup line was someone i hadn't even noticed (in a bar), that walked up to me and declared: "I have nine German inches."

I found this to be both incredibly crude, lacking in manners, and entirely arrogant.

I replied to him:
"Nine GERMAN inches? So, you mean, like, centimeters? The Germans use the metric system, right?"
and then:
"NINE German inches? So, you mean "nein" which means "no" in German?"
"Thanks, not interested either way, bye!"

I don't think he was amused, but you know how those Germans are famous for their sense of humor.

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#4 Oct 10, 2019 9:21:PM

RogerPark
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I went out with a friend once who brought someone else he knew, "D".  As we were standing there, "D" turns to a guy waiting at the service bar and says, "I have a pillow at home calling your name."  It was so cheesy, I started to laugh and so did the other guy who then walked away.  "D" wasn't happy that I torpedoed his conquest for the evening.

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#5 Oct 10, 2019 10:37:PM

mildred
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

Gawt a loight sailor?

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#6 Oct 11, 2019 2:10:AM

pteridophyte
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

Do you charge for that ?

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#7 Oct 11, 2019 2:23:AM

bigtony10
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

A guy goes into a gay bar and says" Let me push that stool in for you.

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#8 Oct 12, 2019 7:54:PM

funnel
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Re: Classic Gay Pick Up Lines

Do you know the number for a good veterinarian?  My pythons are SICK! *dude flexes*
Do you know the number for a good plumber? my pipes are about to BURST! *dude flexes*

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